falling asleep while spooning is sexy;
waking up while spooning is sexier

ist mir vor einiger zeit bei nerve personals in die hände gefallen. da müssen die user augenscheinlich etwas mit sexy/sexier unter "Fill in the blanks" reinschreiben.

no blanks with me today. way too hot.

die girls von "go fug yourself - fugly is the new pretty" haben sich meines lieblingsscientocruisologen als "Fug of the Fugs" angenommen (nicht gähnen - i cant help it.)

Fug of the Fugs

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make: I LOVE THIS WOMAN."



"She is perfect. She is divine. We'll change it all, of course -- her religion, her teeth, her gingham, her birth certificate, her eyebrows. (It'll be easy. I have a great Scientology-approved orthodontist -- instead of Novocain, he gives you cream cheese...)

he is so fugged.

and hot of the press über missy holmes re. no batman sequel for her via glamourdick:

Warner Bros is angry that her (katie holmes) engagement to Tom Cruise has stolen media attention away from the movie.

hoffentlich hat das mädchen daraus gelernt.