frau muse hat heute frei und ruht sich bis um neun uhr aus. dafür kommt ihr beliebter pausentext zum einsatz, der zeigt, dass es neben fussball tatsächlich noch andere themen geben kann.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
If one could get trophies for sexual innovation, you'd have a caseful. (ich weiss) But because there are no blowjob trophies, you're out of luck. (schade) Nevertheless, this week will bring much-deserved recognition. (endlich) This may come from a new partner who appreciates your prodigious (!!!) skills, or it could be someone who has benefited from your abilities in the past and offers a belated pat on the back. Take care not to gloat. (ich versuch mein bestes).

[your week in sex]